this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
people with samsung galaxies
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
David Bowie, wearing a deerstalker cap for some unknown reason.
the poster lights were out and I just