rifa:

quillpaw:

a person with mind-manipulation powers who uses them mostly to have large groups of strangers perform musical numbers in the street with them

Charles Xavier, at some point probably

nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND VENT TO YOU. OR TO START A FRIENDSHIP.
rubysintervention:

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D


It’s like the living plastic from doctor who had babies with leviathans

rubysintervention:

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

It’s like the living plastic from doctor who had babies with leviathans

taste-of-envy:

snack-eater:

Bitch slap a la Sony.

I’m a 360 gal but this is fucking funny

taste-of-envy:

squidbiscuit:

I find Cable and Scott just being near each other hilarious.

HA

taste-of-envy:

squidbiscuit:

I find Cable and Scott just being near each other hilarious.

HA

kittiezandtittiez: